CHURCH CAMP: Sinners only.

Holy sacrilegious, Father! It's Church Camp orientation! An ~immersive, parody of the first day of church camp, with music, games, and fun!

Church Camp - the satirical, sacrilegious-parody of the first day at church camp - is coming to Los Angeles! Get ready for a hilarious and irreverent take on your classic church camp orientaion experience.

This is an in-person, mostly-immersive (up to you) expereince, rated R, come early to make your lanyard!

Join the overzealous yet desperate Lucas James Disney ("no relation")(played by J.W. Dean) as he thrusts his passion for the Lord deep in you! With his over-eager passion to bring people back to the Lord, Lucas desperately uses all the tools he has gained from his less-than-Godly past to lead the best Orientation y'all ever had!

For the once saved but since wandered, for the once communion-raisers turned martini glass raisers, for the pew-sitters turned face-sitters! Lucas may not be the best amateur preacher, or the most Bible-knowledge holder, or the best guitar strummer, but God Damn It he's gonna save your sinning-butt or die tryin'!

Cheap beverages available for donation; water (wine), beer, seltzers, sodas, water, and snacks!