CHURCH CAMP: Sinners only.

Souls saved or your money back! The immersive, R-rated parody of the first day of church camp with music, games, confessions, & baptisms!

This is an in-person, mostly-immersive (up to you) experience, rated R, come early to make your name tag lanyard and get a sinful beverage.

Join the overzealous Lucas James Disney ("no relation")(played by J.W. Dean) as he thrusts his passion for the Lord deep in you! With his over-eager passion to bring you sinful campers back to the Lord, Lucas desperately uses all the tools he has gained from his less-than-Godly past to lead you Campers through a taste of your typical day at Church Camp!

For the once saved but since wandered, for the once communion-raisers turned martini glass raisers, for the pew-sitters turned face-sitters! Lucas may not be the best amateur preacher, or the most Bible-knowledge holder, or the best guitar strummer, but God-Damn-It he's gonna save your sinning-butt or die tryin'!

$1-$5 Beverages & snack available for donation; Jesus water (wine), Satan's water (beer), hard seltzers, NA seltzers, Holy water, and snacks!