Cirque du Squirt

As featured on SCIENCE VS…

There is only ONE Cirque du Squirt and it’s back for it’s annual slip-n-slide into your heart.

MORE games. MORE performances. MORE squirt.

Our Sex Carnies are back to guide you through our treasure trove of carnival games….with a twist. Can you peg the dildo into the butt? What if that butt is moving while simultaneously taunting (tainting) you?

Create your own nether region designs with Wooly Willies.

Play the cautionary tale of What’s in My Butthole and try not to get zapped!

Test your distance with How Far Can You Squirt?

Drop off your boyfriends with our Mistress and Mister of the Wheel of Misfortune. They’ll be in excellent day (and after) care.

Make your way to the stage for THREE ACTs of mind boggling stunts and oddities. Prepare to be dazzled, shocked, and disgusted as Brooklyn’s best performers take the stage.

Hosted by the incomparable nightlife legend Madame Vivien V

Feral freaks and quirky queers performing all night, including:

Robert Ryan

Laura Desiree

Hob Dot

Cupcake Sinclair

AND MORE….

Doors/Games at 7pm

Show at 8pm

:: FAQ ::

::Is there any seating?::

There is limited seating in the front of the main stage area as well as scattered throughout the venue

::Do I have to wear a costume?::

Nope! We welcome you whether you’re in your circus gear, puppy gear, church attire, a t-shirt and jeans or that bedazzled onesie that’s been eyeing you from the back of your closet. Come as you are, come extra, just come!

::How much $$ are games?::

They’re free! However, you might want to bring your digital and actual wallets for our vendors, squirt shirts and merch tables!

::Should I bring cash?::

All of our games and performances are FREE to partake in, if you feel compelled our carnies and performers always appreciate a good tip!

::Can I come alone?::

Absolutely! Come one, come all, come with your buddy, your grandma or just by yourself! There’s plenty to engage in, even if you’re riding solo.

::When do the games start?::

The games begin as soon as the doors open and will close 30 minutes before the party is over.

::When do the performances start?::

Performances take place throughout the night, starting at 8pm!

::Are any of the performances going to be explicit in nature?::

Some of our acts are not for the faint at heart. At any time, you can exit the performance venue if you are feeling uncomfortable OR contact one of our Cirque du Squirt staff. We will give fair warning for any acts that can be sensitive for some!

::Do I have to participate in the games or can I just watch!::

Cirque du Squirt games are for partaking OR watching. Contribute however you wish, by watching or getting in on the fun yourself

::Is this a play party?::

No, it’s not a play party.

::What is the difference between the Tiers?::

The sooner you buy your ticket, the cheaper it is!