Please arrive between 5:40-6PM. Late comers are not guaranteed entry.


Address emailed after ticket purchase. Email thebatecoach@gmail.com if you’d like to pay at the door.

This event is for male/masc-presenting folx (18+) who want to get in touch with their inner Gooner aka their primal side.
As this practice enters mainstream queer culture, there are many ways to interpret "Gooning." In this workshop, Coach will share his thoughts on the m*sturbation practice and offer guidance as we go deeper into a hypnotic state of bliss.


RULES:


- You must be open to random partnering.


- Boundaries must be respected.


- No judgments on how an individual chooses to Goon.


- Attend with an open mind and heart.
- No recording/phones allowed in the play area. Coach uses his phone to play DJ. If you must use your phone, please wear a robe and go out into the hallway.


WHAT TO EXPECT:


PART 1: Blindfold undress


PART 2: Vocalizing the inner Gooner - Attendees will be encouraged to come up with a Goon Mantra, a short phrase or sentence that turns you on.


PART 3: Goon in the Jungle - Gooners will be guided towards an imagination/role play exercise, where you may choose to inhabit the "Monkey" archetype or the "Trainer" archetype. These archetypes can be loosely interpreted as "Teacher/Student," "Dominant/Submissive," or "Handler/Pup." Be creative.


PART 4: Freeform Goon - Gooners will be encouraged to free themselves fully, as we m*sturbate deeply, with gratitude and a sense of adventure. Dance, flop, sing, chant, pose, freak, seduce and love with your Gooner Bros/Sibs. Remember that the longer you edge the more impactful your orgasm can be.
PART 5: Cool down - At this point, the music will be spa like, easing you back down to Earth. Remember to breathe, drink water and check in with yourself. Gooners may join Coach in a Cuddle Puddle. Relaxed vibes.


DOOR FEE: $40 cash or Cash App $batecoach accepted.