HMU Academy: Squ!rting 101

Enter your Squirting Superhero… Lola Jean holds the world record for Volume Squirted within 1 min by ejecting 1350 mL in under 25 seconds!

Squirting is one of the most searched terms on spicy websites. Something bodies have done for centuries yet it has never been fully explained. Forget what you saw on porn or heard from “that guy” who claims he can make everyone squirt. The truth is: there is VERY little reliable research and science conducted on squirting. So who can we turn to in this time of need? Enter your Squirting Superhero… Lola Jean holds the world record for Volume Squirted within a one-minute period by ejecting 1350 mL out of her body in under 25 seconds.

So yeah.... you're gonna want to learn a thing or two from her. From the classic questions / greatest hits of - 'is it pee?' and 'can everyone do it?' to more complex questions of - why would someone want to squirt in the first place? is it better than an orgasm? and who is it really for?

Everyone is welcome to this deep dive on squirting, anatomy, the benefits, realities as well as anecdotal experience....

Lola uses both her knowledge and collaborations with scientists, doctors, fellow educators, and most importantly - her own body. Lola has worked with countless individuals to understand their Squirting prowess. It is a matter of muscle group, not come hithers. That doesn’t mean everyone who attends this class will soak the bed by the end of the night. Squirting, much like sex, is a journey.

Expect to walk away with:

- Separating fact from fiction from folklore when it comes to squirting

- Description of what the sensation can feel like as well as what is happening in the body during that time

- Relationship between the muscles, glands, and organs in the body

- The many, many ways one can experience this act by themselves

- Why this overhyped act isn't the best thing since sliced bread and how to approach if it's something you'd like to experience

This is a lecture based class that includes live demo.

About the Instructor

Lola Jean is a Sex Educator, Fetish Wrestler, headmistress of 7 Days of Domination, and World Record Holder for Volume Squirting (solo.) providing the No Frills Sex Education we both need and deserve in a variety of mediums. Lola brings a refreshing understanding to sex, sexuality, and kink to push individuals past what they think they are capable of.

FAQs

FAQ: what should I bring?

*A notebook!

FAQ: what should I wear?

*Whatever you want!

FAQ: any skill pre-requisites? (i.e., is this for beginners, advanced, everyone?)

*This class is for all!

FAQ: can I attend solo, or do I need to come with a partner?*

*This class is for everyone!

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