Micasa Airlines 👽 Astrophysical

Attention Passengers,

Air traffic control is officially panicking, and frankly, so are we.

You know that little safety demonstration we usually do? Yeah, forget it. We’ve lost contact with the control tower, our plane—Flight I-69—has been snatched up by an unknown aerial phenomenon, and we are officially off grid.

The cause? A high-value asset: an alien princess disguised as a passenger who has decided our destination is no longer terrestrial. She’s speeding us toward the moon, and we’re talking about the dark side where no one can hear you scream (or moan).

Our high-altitude cabin pressure means the rules of Earth don’t apply. Once the seatbelt sign turns off, the mission is simple: consent, connect, and explore the outer limits of pleasure. This is a captive audience, and we mean that in the best possible way.

When we say tickets are moving fast, we mean at interstellar velocities.

You need to lock in your seat right now before the princess initiates the final countdown and we leave the atmosphere for good. This is the most exclusive, high-risk, high-reward flight in the galaxy. Are you boarding?

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