T's Tedious Tasks

T’s Tedious Tasks

1. Hosted by Taskmaster T
2. Date: Monday, December 15
3. Time: 6:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.
4. Location: Stopgap

WHAT IS THIS?

A Monday night for doing all the horrible little tasks you keep avoiding, made significantly less miserable through parallel play, body doubling, and (optional) kinkified focus enhancements.

We will rotate between strict, 40-minute, library-quiet “tedious-tasks” sprints and 20-minute breaks of rest, release, and debauchery.

WHY?

1. Because tedious tasks suck.
2. Holidays are stressful
3. “Body Doubling” and “Parallel Play” make everything less awful and turns procrastination into productivity in a way that feels like magic.
4. Kink and community makes boring shit better.

We’re all drowning in the things we don’t want to do.

So let’s do them together.

Quietly.

Then yell.

Then quiet again.

Bring your tasks. Bring your focus. Bring your joyful acts of sexual liberation. Make your Monday suck less.

SPRINT RULES

Focus Time! 40-minutes. Think “library quiet,” not “chilling at the coffee shop quiet.”

1. No talking. If you need to say something brief, whisper. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
2. Bring your own snacks (or dinner!) if you want, but quiet eating only during the focus sprints.
3. Phones on silent.
4. If your task can be done quietly, it’s allowed.

Your tedious tasks may be:

Totally vanilla! Examples:

1. Taxes / Accounting / Bills
2. Replying to emails languishing in your inbox of shame
3. Actually updating your calendar with all the fun events you want to attend next year
4. Responding to old messages you accidentally ignored and now feel guilty about.
5. Writing thank-you cards that you procrastinated
6. Studying for that damn thing you’re supposed to study for
7. Filling out forms: insurance, applications, emergency preparedness
8. Writing and editing
9. Cleaning out your phone photos, editing, organizing
10. Coloring, reading, journaling
11. Planning for a trip

OR…

Add on a kink factor, if that helps you tolerate the tedious tasks (QUIET and consensual of course!) Examples:

1. Roleplay and costumes?
2. Human furniture?
3. Tied up?
4. Secret butt plug?
5. Corner time?
6. Writing lines?
7. Dictionary copying?
8. Doing your tasks naked, in lingerie, or sissified?
9. The sky is the limit as long as it’s quiet, consensual, and aligns with normal house rules.

DEBAUCHERY BREAKS

When the sprint ends, you have 20-minutes to do whatever feels best for you!

This can be wholesome:

1. Snack
2. Stretch
3. Chat
4. Laugh
5. Vent
6. Sit on the floor and stare
7. Yell into the void
8. Cuddle

Or it can be kinky (plan ahead if possible; pick-up play permitted of course, but temper your expectations). Examples:

1. Get rewarded for how focused you were
2. Get punished for how hopelessly behind you are
3. Play with showing off how much you did (or didn’t) memorize all those things on your flashcards
4. Get fucked; get tied up; get beat; have fun

Taskmaster T is perpetually grumpy in 2025. Don’t come unless you want to follow the rules. Don’t be annoying and loud during the focus sprints. When the 20-minute debauchery break ends, it ends.